Don't Waste My Time...

Lets get something straight. I am a jerk. I am obnoxious. I am lazy. And I don’t care, because I am FILTHY RICH. I am much too important to even be sitting here writing this right now. So I'll keep it short. I make several million dollars every year on the internet, doing almost nothing. Heard that before? Well you can see proof of my earnings here. Have you seen proof like that anywhere else? Didn't think so. Do you make that much money? Didn't think so.

I’m the real deal. Whether you like it or not, you want to be rich like me, otherwise you wouldn't be here. And since you are here, I'm sure you already know that there are thousands of "get rich quick" programs on the internet today. You’ve probably even bought some of them yourself. Well, are you impressed with them? I’m not. Not even close. What proof do these losers have of their earnings? That they make a few thousand dollars a month? Big deal. I make millions. And I barely even do anything to earn it. It's so automatic it would make you sick.

So Who the Hell am I?

I’m the guy you see driving down the street in a Ferrari with the top down, and you think to yourself, "What an ass!" And you know what? You’re right. But so what? Do you think I really value your opinion? I’m a rich jerk, so I couldn’t care less. I cut through the BS. If you find me offensive, obnoxious, or whatever….feel free to leave my website at anytime. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to show you EXACTLY how I make millions.  It’s no secret that I’m selling something here. And when you see what I'm offering, you will be blown away.

Recent Comment:

"I was extremely skeptical when I first went to the Rich Jerk webpage, but I was converted within 2 or 3 pages of the program. In the month after purchasing The Rich Jerk, I made more money than I did in the six months previous."

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Right about now, I feel a rant coming on about the “major” marketing gurus (you know, the big name guys) you see all over the internet and TV. The ONLY way these people make any money is by selling their overpriced books and CD's full of mainstream marketing ideas that you can learn from any marketing book in the world. That’s it. These people are CORPORATIONS. They are not trying to help you. They have no “secrets”. It’s the same information over and over again, repackaged differently by new “authors” every year. These guys send you books and binders with over 1,000 pages. They send you DVD's and audio tapes with another 10 hours of material to review. No thanks.

I don't know about you but I'm lazy. I want definitive answers without all of the BS and filler. I want "here is how to make money", and that's it. The mere thought of reading 1,000 pages of marketing mumbo jumbo turns my stomach. Honestly, do you think these people are going to tell you anything useful? Unless you are a complete idiot, you're going to get the SAME info you already know. We all know you need a website. I don't need an 87 minute DVD to tell me that, or a 100 page chapter in a book. We all know it's important to get people to visit your website. I don't need another 120 minute audio tape and a 278 page supplemental guide to tell me that. The bottom line is that having thousands of pages, and dozens of hours of video and audio tapes doesn't make a product worthwhile.

Unlike these idiots selling their latest money making “programs”, I’m not even going to tell you my name, because I don’t crave attention like they do. Those guys dream of doing seminars, appearances, interviews, etc. I don’t do any of that crap. They want to be famous to make mommy & daddy proud, or so that the people who picked on them in high school will be jealous. Who cares? I don’t want to be famous. I make millions anonymously, and I like it that way. And I do it in only a few hours per week. And you know what? None of the income I showed you earlier is even from the website you are on right now. I've got money coming in from dozens of websites about things you wouldn't even think of.

Recent Comment:


"I was skeptical at first, and then once I put the techniques to use and actually saw them work (there's more than one), I was able to make some phenomenal money very quickly."

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Let's get to it.

So, what is it that I do to make the income I showed you earlier? (If you missed my proof of earnings, you can see them again here - but please keep the drooling to a minimum). Well, I came up with over 3 dozen amazingly effective strategies for generating or dramatically increasing website visitors and sales. And the amazing thing is, you don't need your own product to sell, you don't need to know HTML, and in some cases you don't even need a website. Some of these strategies are actually so simple, they're almost devious. They practically force people to buy things, and the person will happily do so. The market is so wide open for these techniques, it's ridiculous. From Google Adwords, to Google Adsense. From search engine optimization, to sales letters. From wholesale buying & selling of the hottest consumer products, to unique investment opportunities. I cover it all. I will show you EXACTLY how I make ALL of my money. And when I say "exactly", I mean it.

I can say with 100% confidence, when I show you my strategies, you will be angry that you didn’t think of them yourself. But that anger will quickly turn to joy and excitement about the possibility of adding these strategies to your own business or website and seeing immediate results. If you don’t have a website, that's no problem at all. For beginners, my ebook will put you years ahead of where you should be. For experts, I GUARANTEE that several of my strategies will blow your mind. I've been doing this for 6 years, and all I know how to do is make money.

I’m even going to go one step further, and do the unthinkable. I’m going to show you some of my current & former websites that have made me millions. And no, I'm not talking about the site you are on right now. One of my sites made me over $1 Million Dollars in just a few months, and I didn't even have a product to ship. That’s right, I am actually going to show you some of my current and former websites that have made me millions, using the exact strategies I will show you. One of them has been ranked # 1 in Google for over 3 years for several of the most competitive keywords and phrases on the planet. # 1 out of over 100 million results. I obviously know what I'm doing.

Many times I make a site hugely profitable, then sell it to the highest bidder. With the internet so volatile, I try to sell my sites when I feel they are at their peak. I recently sold a website of mine that made me $1.4M in one year. Over $900k in profit. I will show you the URL's of multiple sites that have made me millions of dollars. Unfortunately, there are also a few million-dollar websites I've sold that I CAN'T reveal the URL or subject of, because the buyers made me sign non-disclosure agreements....They are smart cookies because they know I'm the man, and they don't want me sending them new competition. And I must respect that. But I can still show you the strategies I used to get them all so profitable, the same strategies that I use for ALL of my websites. And the best part is that ALL of my websites are 99% automated.

Recent Comment:

"The Rich Jerk program is very simple; whether you are young or old, or you don't have any education at all. The average person can take it and learn from that one strategy and start making money very quickly. I made over $2,400 in the first 30 days."

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I know what you are thinking...no one who makes as much money as I do would even dare to reveal their knowledge, because they would fear opening a floodgate of new competition. In fact, I know several people who make very good money online, and they think I’m absolutely crazy for sharing my strategies. But I don’t really give a s%$#* what they say. There are 3 reasons why I can confidently reveal my strategies to you:

• First of all, I make more than enough money from the site you are on right now, enough that I don’t have to worry about anyone competing with me on one of my many other websites. Word of mouth about my program has sent sales through the roof.
• Secondly, I’m already richer than I ever thought I would be. So if a few of my websites start to lose revenue because of copycats, it doesn’t really matter.
• Lastly, my strategies apply to hundreds of thousands of niche areas of the internet, so there are enough pieces of the pie for everyone. Even if you copy my strategies and do better than me in some of the same categories I have websites in, I’ll just make another site about something else. No big deal. I have websites in categories that most people would never even think of anyway. So competition from you is the least of my worries.

So What am I Offering You?

I’m offering you the EXACT SAME strategies I have used to become an online multi-millionaire. The same strategies I still use to this day. Unlike those so-called gurus I spoke about before, I’m not going to overwhelm you with pages and pages of cookie-cutter marketing mumbo jumbo, just to make my product look large and worthwhile. If you are looking for an expensive sleep-aid, buy their program. If you want to start making money TODAY, buy mine.

In my program, I cut to the chase with just over 60 easy-to-read pages of my prime online money-making strategies, those that you can begin using immediately. If you cannot make $25k/month with these techniques, I seriously think you are in the wrong field....SERIOUSLY. Even a lazy, high school educated jerk like me did it. And I’m talking about just 5-10 hours of work per week. If you pay someone a few hundred bucks a week to answer most of the emails and inquiries for you, like I do, you can work as little as a few hours per week. And the great thing is I never even have to talk to anyone on the phone or in person either. I like that because I don't like dealing with idiots.

Recent Comment:


"I immediately implemented just a couple of his techniques, and realized immediate results in my own business to the tune of a 30% increase on a monthly basis."

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What's Included in my Program:

• 10 ways to instantly create an affiliate website that sells like crazy.
• How to make money generating easy leads for dozens of online companies.
• Why your sales letters suck and mine convert like crazy.
• How I kill ANY competition on Google Adwords, and pay less than them.
• How my Adsense Ads have a 20% clickthrough rate.
• How I earn an average of $1.00 or more from EVERY person that comes to my FREE websites.
• How to get almost EVERY visitor to join your email lists.
• How I attained and maintained a # 1 listing in Google for 3 years, for several of the most popular searches in the world. Over 100 million competitors.
• How to get huge link popularity doing almost nothing.
• How to use both "white hat" and "black hat" strategies to your advantage.
• How to create your own profitable e-product in 2 days.
• How to get super-affiliates to promote your site above all others.
• How to create instant, search engine friendly content about subjects you know nothing about.
• How to create your own eBay Powerseller business.
• Where to buy wholesale consumer products that are "hot", for the lowest prices, in bulk. A list of my own personal sources not found anywhere else. Resell on eBay. Dropshipping available.
• Websites you can create RIGHT NOW that could be instantly profitable.
• Examples of my current and former websites that have made me millions.
• Free updates for life.
• Access to a private members only forum, for Rich Jerk users to share ideas.
• *Coming Soon* - Let my staff create a website for you, already optimized to make money.
• So much other miscellaneous stuff, I'd be here all day.

A Few Additional Things You Should Know About My Strategies:

• My strategies are especially useful for selling informational products, digital downloads, or access to a members only website (your own or as an affiliate). Yet, several techniques also apply to just about any product being sold online.
• These are true “guerilla” marketing techniques. A few are so absurd that they are actually genius, if I do say so myself.
• I'm not going to waste your time with general marketing info that you can find anywhere. EVERYTHING you need to succeed like me is included in my ebook. Nothing more, nothing less.

Face it....if you want to be rich like me, this is your chance. Think about your current situation. Are you satisfied being a total loser? If so, move on. If not, order my program NOW. It's as simple as that. I'm not going to beg you to order, because the fact is, you need me more than I need you. I'm already rich. You're not.

Whatever you decide, I'll be sipping martinis by the pool. And if you do happen to see me out in the real world, do me a favor and don't come and talk to me. I'm much too rich and important to be seen with you.

To Being a Lazy Millionaire,

Ordering Info:

To order the Rich Jerk Program today and gain access to the unorthodox online marketing strategies of one the most successful internet marketers in the world, click on the link below to order through Clickbank. You will receive INSTANT access to my program, which can be downloaded as an eBook, direct to your desktop in a matter of seconds. The cost of my program is a ridiculously low price of just $49.00. And I even offer a 60 day money back guarantee to any loser who can't figure out how to make money with my program.

Try my strategies for up to 60 days. If you aren't successful, I'll tell you that you are in the wrong profession, I'll question your IQ, but I'll also give you a 100% refund. I only require that you let me know which strategies didn't work for you, and how you used them. See my FAQ page for complete details. If I see that you're REALLY pathetic, I may even help you personally.

$49.00 is a ridiculously low price for this life-changing information. I feel like I'm practically giving you the keys to the kingdom here. That is why I am only TESTING this price for a short while, to see what kind of response it gets. I have sold my program very successfully at $199, so don't be surprised if you return later and see it back at full price. Compared to the thousand dollar programs of those other “guru” marketers or even the $100 junk flooding the internet, mine is an extremely low price for a program that is far superior.

Face it, if you can't afford $49 to change your life, you deserve a miserable existence, and I don't want you to ever return to my website. So if that's the case, LEAVE NOW.

BONUS: I recently added an additional chapter to my ebook. In it I'll show you a few of my personal investment strategies that I use to make up to 20% per month in compounded interest on my money. And you can invest as little as $50, or as much as $100,000+. I've NEVER experienced a loss with these investments strategies. NEVER!

By the way, I take orders 24 hours a day, so you can order my program anytime today. Even if it's 2:00am and you're a drunken idiot, you will still receive INSTANT access to my ebook.

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Recent Comment:

"By applying a couple of the strategies within The Rich Jerk's materials, I was able to instantly increase my income by $10,000 per month. I expect to make millions of dollars in additional profits from my business because of the techniques I've learned and applied from The Rich Jerk materials."

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Hey, what are you doing reading down here? Didn’t you order yet?......Oh, you must be one of those idiots thinking my program still sounds to good to be true. Well, if you are not convinced, I don't give a s#@%*. Go ahead and keep making your measly couple of grand every month, or whatever pathetic amount you make. When you are fed up, you'll be back. You’ve seen proof that I make millions. You’ve seen that I tell it like it is, without all the BS. You’ve seen that I’m a rich jerk with nothing to lose. You've even seen that I offer a 60 day money back guarantee! So if you aren't ready to order, you don't even deserve to be on my site. Go away NOW.

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